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Chapter 1, Water Wears The Bones

1 SECRETS KEPT, DEC 15, 1995
He waited and watched, unmoving and unobserved.
No fishermen lingered on the water. No navigation lights revealed boats underway or at anchor. No voices carried over the water to disclose anyone drift fishing, and no dock lights bragged of catches being cleaned.
Other than waves slapping against the shoreline, the lake lay quiet. Battened against December’s cold and dampness, all lakeside residents had darkened their homes for sleep. Snappish weather ruled the land and water.
Reassured no lakeside neighbors would see him, he tried Teri Moderow’s front and back doors. Locked.
His gloved hand raised a hammer but hesitated, shaking. “No, too loud,” he whispered to himself. He laid the hammer on the doormat and instead extracted a key from beneath a nearby ceramic frog. Following an almost inaudible click of the deadbolt, he reinserted the key into the frog’s glazed belly and picked up the hammer.
Inside, the house lay in dark, cave-like silence except for the hum of the kitchen refrigerator. In a few moments, it shuddered to a stop, causing the watcher, who now feared the quiet, to remove his shoes. Muffled, his socked feet began a cautious advance toward the bedroom.
He was committed. He knew the way. He was the killerman.

*** 
Snuggled and secure, Teri Moderow’s subconscious mind perceived the creaking boards and sibilant shuffling of feet but ignored the disruption. Only the house settling. Still asleep, her brain processed the sounds into a dream: just weird noises from that kid in my sixth period class.
An alien odor crept into her bedroom, a sudden difference that conflicted with the room’s usual homey scent. However, her dream refused to break from its framework—must be that tall boy, third row near the front, his clothes always smelling like the outdoors. In the depth of her sleep, her subconscious dismissed both sounds and scents.
The near-silent feet slid across the bedroom floor. A more alert person might have detected the shushing hiss, the threat of the creeping intruder who violated the varnished boards’ tongue-and-groove joints.
He moved closer. Teri’s sleeping breaths masked both the sound and disturbance to the room’s air; she felt nothing more than the tickle of a strand of hair as it lightly touched her forehead, and she dreamed of a small spider—less than a pencil-dot of a creature—as it would have explored the scope of her face.
Even if her conscious mind had alerted to the phoofing movement of the socks, she would have dismissed the sound as wind slipping through the thousands of small wire squares on the window screens. She registered nothing unusual. Her subconscious mind remained calm, knowing she had closed the windows in anticipation of the cold night.
She lay beneath her bed-covers, her face and body illuminated by a faint bathroom nightlight. The intruder stood next to the bed, swaying in time with her breathing. From the bathroom, a hint of scented soap floated into the bedroom. But the scent soon faded, as if making a fearful retreat.
The killerman uttered no cry of warning, nothing but an internal thought: self-preservation, secrets kept. His arm rose. As the hammer reached its apogee, a floorboard creaked beneath the killer’s shifting weight. Teri blinked briefly awake, as the tool slammed into her head with a crunching churck.
Her brain registered a brief burst of stars, and a pool of blood oozed upon her pillow. She was dead.
 ***

Killerman’s hands were stiff, but that was understandable; murder is a cold business. When he left Marston for Teri’s house shortly after midnight, the pleasant, radio-voiced announcer had reported, “Folks, it’s nippy out there: moonless, thirty-two degrees with ninety-two percent humidity, and a seven mile per hour wind out of the Northwest.”
He shivered. Nippy. That guy should be out here. Feels like twenty degrees to me. A balmy calm with fog would be better.
Gloom pervaded his mind. Here I am, numb to the bone while my wife’s vacationing with her college roommate in Sarasota. In eight or nine hours she’ll be baking in the sunshine at the beach, and then she’ll call me at lunch saying, “Oh, Honey, by the time I come home, I’ll be as red as a lobster.”
Christmas lobster. With a groan, he continued his task: hefting Teri’s corpse through her back door and the attached screen porch. Balancing her body on one arm, he unlocked and turned the knob and struggled outside.
Another groan. Gotta get this done; Santa is coming. His brain registered no disharmony juggling homicide, beach envy, and Christmas dinner with the in-laws.
He had it planned: Teri Moderow’s burial at sea behind her house, splash and good-bye.
But the sea was only Little Green Lake, Big Green’s smaller, poorer cousin: twenty-eight feet of water versus more than two hundred.
The bigger lake would have been a better option, but he found the logistics daunting.
What about the boats? Drive there with one, two, or none?
Use her car or mine? Then steal a boat?
The prospect scared him. It was tough enough commanding a two-boat flotilla on the shoreline behind Teri’s house, never mind trying to navigate the bigger lake’s 7,300 acres in the dead of night.
What would he say if he were discovered? “Oh, hello, Officer. What am I doing in this boat? Oh, just piping my mistress over the side. She was a Pisces.”
He shook his head. Nah. Wouldn’t work; cops are too left brained to buy that.

*** 
A few days earlier, Teri had threatened to scuttle the launching. He was about to close her garage door when she said, “Oh, Sweetie, you know I love you, but I don’t want a rusty jon boat next to my car.”
That jon boat—he couldn’t dispose of her body without it. Fortunately, extemporaneous lying was his specialty. “Sweetheart, this is for us. My wife said the boat has to go.”
Teri cocked her head, thrusting her chin forward in armored disbelief.
He parried. “It’s only temporary; I sold it to a neighbor but he’s out of town until the new year. It’s a surprise for his kid. Am I a great salesman or what?”
Still unconvinced, and again showing more of her worrisome backbone, she balked at the accessories he wanted to pile in the garage: cement blocks and a length of heavy wire fencing. “And what’s all this stuff?” she asked. “Is your neighbor’s kid going into marine construction?”
“Nooo.” Her attitude had surprised him; he hadn’t rehearsed for such resistance. “Look, making . . . making a life for the two of us means I have to keep peace at home. I promised my wife a fire pit.”
Teri’s BS sensor was flashing. “But why store it here? And last week you said something about building a birdbath. I told you on Thursday that True Value had one for about $30.” She squared on him, her nostrils flared, a woman ready to charge.
Christ, he thought, this is irksome. I might as well be at home!
“Teri, Sweety, I know this is inconvenient, but all this stuff will be out of here before the weekend is over. And I’ve arranged a surprise, an even better one for you.”
She succumbed. She was in love, and love could overwhelm rational doubt.

 ***
He decided to use the jon boat although he’d first considered a more traditional burial. Burial was logical. But where?
His mind again chewed through the options:
In the woods? No. Too many tree roots, tough digging.
A farmer’s field? Too exposed.
A cemetery, maybe before somebody’s casket goes in. Hmm.
It’s never this difficult on TV.
Need an empty gravesite with dirt piled up at the side, so digging it a little deeper won’t be noticed. Bah! That won’t work; today isn’t like the old days when strong backs named Herman and August might have hand-shoveled the hole.
He shook his head. No cemetery burial for you, Teri. Today they dig neat six-foot holes with a backhoe and carry off the excess dirt in a trailer. Yup. Burial at sea is your only option. You told me you like boats.

*** 
A surge of satisfaction coursed through his mind. Didn’t I promise her a surprise? Indeed, she would have been surprised—if she hadn’t died almost instantly from his whacking hammer.
His efficiency pleased him. In less than fifteen minutes, he dragged the boat to her back door, transferred her body, loaded the twenty cement blocks and wire—enough to guarantee she’d never rise to the surface—and pulled the load to the shoreline. Man, he thought, I’ve got to start going to the gym. Thank God for that crust of snow.
From the side yard of her neighbors’ house, he borrowed a sixteen-foot aluminum canoe. What a stroke of luck, he thought; gotta give those people a big hug when they come back next spring. The neighbors spent winters in Florida and paid a local firm to plow their driveway after every snowfall. Plowing gave the house a lived-in look and left no questionable tire tracks from the road to his car.
Earlier recon told him the canoe was not chained and its paddles were stored beneath the hull. He first tried to carry it on his head and shoulders but twice rammed the seventy-five pound load headlong into a tree.
“Yow! Damn dark out here.”
He checked; no one heard his stumbling curse, but his efforts left him light-headed and twitchy-muscled. Homicide cover-up was exhausting. Wait, he remembered, the canoe bottom is already scratched; I’ll just drag it to the jon boat. Daytime melting and coming snows would soon erase all evidence of the canoe’s role in her body’s disposal.

 ***
Loaded with more than 900 pounds of blocks, Teri’s body and wire, the gunwales or top edges of the jon boat’s hull barely cleared the water. He nudged the windward gunwale with a canoe paddle, and water splashed into the boat. What do you think, Teri, will this bucket make it to the deep part of the lake? You’re carrying a lot of dead weight. “Heh-heh-heh.” Pleased, he allowed himself to laugh aloud.
He first attempted to tow the boat with the canoe, but he’d barely dropped onto the canoe’s rear seat when the bow popped two feet out of the water and caught the wind like an oversized sail. It swung around until it bumped against the shoreline, unaffected by his barrage of expletives or frantic paddling.
He scanned the shoreline, fearful his inept seamanship had been observed. To his ear, the slapping waves sounded like derisive laughter. He fought back his fear. “Cackle all you want, Teri. Tonight, you’re going in the drink.”
Composure regained, he tried paddling from the center of the canoe but couldn’t control its heading. The canoe invariably turned downwind and fell behind the jon boat. Raging in frustration, he flailed at the water with a paddle.
In desperation, he paddled from the bow but still made no headway. The canoe’s stern rose and fell like a weak spring, fighting against the jon boat’s greater mass.
After several stumbling trips back into the house, he managed to line the canoe’s bottom with various protective throw rugs and transfer eight of the cement blocks from the jon boat. This raised the jon boat’s freeboard enough so he could get in it and safely row to the deepest part of the lake. Gotta be careful, he thought, drowning is not part of my plan.
Her corpse lay between the wire mesh and the cement blocks. After spewing more expletives involving boats and smashed fingers, he undid enough wire to relocate her corpse so he could avoid sitting on any soft body parts. God, what if something pops and squirts on my clothes? I still have to drive home.
Ultimately, he repositioned her body toward the stern and sat between her legs. “Gee, Honey, brings back memories, doesn’t it? Hey, it was good for me.” He easily compartmentalized his past relationship with Teri from the gruesome nature of his task.
But even for Killerman, the journey grew nightmarishly macabre as he rowed the jon boat with Teri’s body. He mumbled, “Sorry, Babe, only option.” Teri remained silent.
Finally, by using residential lights and dimly shaped landmarks along the shore, he located the deepest part of the lake. The deed was almost done. Using Teri’s bedside flashlight, he carefully moved the eight cement blocks back into the jon boat, and after resecuring her body and the blocks with the fencing, he scrambled into the canoe and punched holes through the jon boat’s bottom with a hammer and screwdriver. Nighty-night, Honey.
He expected geysers of water to shoot from the holes but was surprised when the initial spouting soon subsided into gradually expanding pools that filled the boat. In a series of quick motions, he detached the towing line and offered his own last words: “Can’t have you pull me down with you. Nah-uh.” He watched without emotion as the jon boat sank from sight.
Numbed through, he paddled back to Teri’s and returned the canoe where he found it. Gotta love those neighbors, he thought.
At four A.M., after remaking Teri’s bed with the new mattress cover, pillows, and sheets he had purchased with cash in Madison, he completed the final blood-splatter cleanup and stumbled to his car.

Driving down the lake road, he cranked up the heater. “So long, Teri. Glad today is Saturday. Wife’s away, I can sleep in.”

        Copyright Richard Schram, 2017. See Amazon for additional preview text.

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