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A Friend's Blog


If you have found occasional enjoyment in reading some of my work, I would like to suggest a blog by a writing friend. She possesses a contemplative mind, and writes both essays and fiction pieces.

Her blog is entitled When I Come To Be Old: Thinking About Aging, Literature, and Life. Her writing is more philosophical thank mine. She writes with file and scissors, where I rely on a sledge hammer and chisel.

Her blog also appears on a secure site and contains no advertising. It may be accessed at https://whenicometobeold.com/ .

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